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Pilot to bombardier, it's the Joey Diaz show comin' over the airwaves, bitches. Uncle Joey's had the morning from hell. He's taken 18 $hits so far today u0026 his cat got sick in the night u0026 was howling like somebody was stabbing him. But Madflavor doesn't have time for bad days so he ate u0026 now he's BACK. Some people have a bad morning u0026 it ruins their whole day. Who gives a f*ck? Take a deep breath, say 'I'm lucky to be alive' then smoke some reefer u0026 start over. The vet put laxative in the cat's a$$hole so always remember: Don't eat seafood salad from Ralph's. Jesus f*cking Christ. You try to trust people, you try to give up on carbs, try to eat on the run, u0026 eat a$$hole, you understand me? You maintain u0026 move forward. Thursday, Tuesday, Sun--Joey Diaz is gettin' the party started because that's what it's all about. He can't complain because he's alive. We got love u0026 reefer. Who's better than us? Like Stalin said, you never move back, you move fckn forward like a SAVAGE everyday 'cause you don't give a F*CK. Uncle Joey's still coming down after last night's 700mg. Why cry? Who gives a f*ck? Take your lumps u0026 move on, just don't eat the fckn seafood salad from Ralph's. Remember, black people love Red Lobster. We got weed u0026 one another. No blow, nobody's eatin' pills, nobody's going to rehab, nobody's stabbing one another. It's like a Grateful Dead concert on Periscope. Kids, don't do this at home. I don't want your Uncle or Dad calling me complaining. Joey's pipe poker is like the skewers for meat kabobs, like the ones in New York with donkey meat then your dick is hard for 12 hours. Those Arabs don't f*ck around.